Tingbudong: Survival ChineseTingbudong
China is happening to you right now

The delivery guy is calling.Your landlord just texted.The menu has no pictures.

You have about four seconds. Here's what to say.
30 real situationsfree to readnothing leaves your phone
Show them this
放在门口就行。
Fàng zài ménkǒu jiù xíng.
Just leave it at the door.
Play loud
空调坏了。
kōngtiáo huài le.
The air conditioner is broken.
Play loud
服务员,点菜!
Fúwùyuán, diǎn cài!
Waiter — ready to order!
Play loud
TINGBUDONG

That’s your browser’s Mandarin voice, not the app’s. On iPhone this plays through an enhanced system voice — cleaner, louder, at real speed.

This device has no Chinese voice installed, so audio can’t play here. The app doesn’t have that problem — it uses the Mandarin voices built into iOS.

Free, no sign-up

Thirty situations. Start with yours.

Pick a category. Every page is free, with pinyin and audio you can play right here.

Your life is the curriculum

Turn anything in China into a lesson.

A menu, a building notice, a medicine box, a WeChat message from your landlord. Point the camera at it and Tingbudong hands you back a card — pinyin, every word broken down, what it actually means, and a reply you can send straight back.

What just arrived
房东说明天上午十点来修空调,你在家吗

A WeChat message from your landlord. You have about a minute before he moves on to the next tenant.

What you get back
fángdōng房东landlordshuōsaysmíngtiān明天tomorrowshàngwǔ上午morningshí diǎn十点10 o'clocklái xiū来修come fixkōngtiáo空调air conzài jiā在家be home
What it really means: he'll come tomorrow at 10am to fix the air conditioning, and wants to know you'll be home. Matter-of-fact, not a complaint — but he does expect an answer.

In the app it also comes with audio at real speed, a listening drill, and a reply you can send straight back. Save it and it lands in your review deck.

Save it and it comes back in tomorrow's review. Do that for a few weeks and you've quietly built a phrasebook out of your own life — cards no textbook could have written for you.

The panel above is a mock-up of what the app shows. The real thing runs on your phone: point the camera at anything Chinese, get the same breakdown offline, and save it to your review deck.

Why it's different

This isn't another language course.

01

Panic first, lessons second

Your phone rings and it's rapid Mandarin. The cheat sheet is the home screen — one tap gives you full-screen characters and loud audio. Show them, or play it out loud. It works on day one, mid-crisis.

02

What they say back

Everyone teaches you to order. Nobody teaches you what comes back. Every situation includes the likely replies — 我到了,你快点 — fast, blunt, real.

03

Phrases that adapt to you

Allergic to dairy, not peanuts? Ayi comes Fridays? Swap the word inside the phrase — 我对牛奶过敏 — and it stays set. Your cheat sheet speaks about your life.

04

A textbook made of your own life

Every scan becomes a card you can save, hear at real speed, and review later. A few weeks in, your deck is made of the situations you actually ran into — the courier who never finds your gate, the pharmacy you go to, the thing your ayi keeps asking. Nobody else's syllabus looks like yours.

30real situations
251phrases, pinyin and audio
0accounts, ads, servers
100%on your device
Questions

People ask

The voice on this website sounds robotic. Is that the app?

No. This page can only use whichever Mandarin voice your browser happens to have, which is usually the plainest one on the system. Tingbudong on iPhone uses Apple’s enhanced and premium Mandarin voices, plays at real conversational speed, and has a slow mode for practising. You can pick your preferred voice in the app under Settings → Voice, and download better ones in iOS Settings.

What's free, and what's Pro?

The app is free to download. Six situations — allergies included — stay free forever, with full audio. Pro unlocks all thirty, unlimited scans and the review deck. Everything on this website is free to read, always.

Is everything on this site free?

Yes. Every phrase page is free to read, with audio. The app adds real-speed listening drills, spaced review, the camera, and offline access.

Do I need to speak any Chinese to use this?

No. Every phrase comes with pinyin and English, and the app is useful on day one — you don't finish a course before it starts working.

Why not just use a translation app?

Translation tells you what a word means. This tells you what to say back, and what the other person is likely to say to you, in the thirty situations that actually happen.

Does the app work offline?

Yes. Cheat sheets, the dictionary and audio all work with no connection — which is exactly when you need them.

What data do you collect?

None. There is no account, no analytics and no server. Everything stays on your iPhone. Full privacy policy.

听不懂 → 懂了

From "I don't understand" to "got it."

Free to download. Six situations free forever; Pro unlocks all 30 and the camera.